A River Runs Through It: A Wylye Wonderful Christmas at The George Inn

Dashing Through Longbridge Deverill: Your Festive Coaching Inn Getaway

On the banks of the River Wylye, The George Inn is transforming into a winter wonderland faster than you can say “Coach and horses”! Just a stone’s throw from Warminster, we’re your perfect Christmas hideaway – close enough for convenience, far enough to feel like you’ve escaped to a Dickensian Christmas card.

Bottomless Brunch: Because Santa Prefers Mimosas to Milk!

This yuletide, we’re adding some extra sparkle to your festivities with our Christmas and Boxing Day Bottomless Brunch! That’s right, folks – we’re talking endless bubbles, bountiful bites, and a jolly good time by the River Wylye. Here’s what’s on our festive platter:

• 🥐 Pastries so flaky, they put the snowflakes outside to shame
• 🍳 Eggs Benedict that Benedict Cumberbatch would queue for
• 🥓 Bacon crispier than the frost on our riverside grass
• 🥂 Prosecco flowing more freely than the River Wylye in spring

And remember, it’s bottomless! So come hungry, leave merry, and maybe bring a pair of fashionable stretchy pants. After all, ’tis the season to be jolly… and full to the brim!

Santa’s Pit Stop: Our Festive Menu

Not a brunch fan? (Is that even possible when mimosas are involved?) Fear not! Our elves in the kitchen have been busy whipping up a festive menu that’ll knock your Christmas stockings off. From roast turkey that’ll make you gobble-gobble for more, to Christmas pudding more comforting than a hug from Father Christmas himself, we’ve got your taste buds covered.

No Room at the Inn? Not at This Coaching Inn!

After all that feasting, you might need a little lie-down. Lucky for you, our 12 en-suite bedrooms are cosier than Santa’s workshop and more inviting than a plate of mince pies on Christmas Eve. Book a stay and wake up to the gentle sound of the River Wylye and the smell of festive cheer (and maybe a bit of that crispy bacon).

Roasting Chestnuts on an Open Fire (Well, Almost)

Nothing says “cosy Christmas” quite like a real fire, and boy, do we have a cracker for you! Sink into our comfy chairs, mulled wine in hand, and let the crackling flames transport you to a world where deadlines don’t exist and it’s socially acceptable to wear a paper crown all day.

New Year, New Cheer: Ring in 2025 with Riverside Revelry!

As Big Ben chimes midnight (well, on the telly at least), join us for a New Year’s Eve bash that’ll make Times Square look like a quiet night in. We’re talking:

• A feast fit for King George himself
• Bubbly at midnight (because obviously)
• A quiz to test your 2024 knowledge (and maybe your friendship)
• Casino tables (because who doesn’t want to enter 2025 feeling like James Bond?)

All this for just £69.95 per person. Dress code: Dazzling by the Wylye!

Pawsome News for Four-Legged Friends

Your furry friends are welcome too! Because let’s face it, no one should give you puppy eyes from home on Christmas. Just don’t let them drink the river water – we can’t guarantee it’s not 90% gravy by Boxing Day!

The Gift of Gorgeous George

Still stuck for gift ideas? Give the gift of great food, drink, and riverside memories with a George Inn gift voucher. It’s like gifting happiness, but with less wrapping paper and more delicious possibilities.

So, whether you’re looking to brunch till you bounce, feast till you’re full, or simply escape the in-laws for a bit of riverside relaxation, The George Inn is your home away from home this festive season. Book now, because rooms are disappearing faster than pigs in blankets at a Christmas buffet!

Remember, at The George Inn, we don’t just serve food and drink – we serve Christmas magic with a side of Wylye charm. See you soon, and don’t forget your appetite (and maybe some wellies for a riverside stroll)!